Wednesday, October 31, 2007

my camera's da voyeur...

1st off... it's my camera that's da voyeur, it happens more then I will admit but it seems to like to take random pictures in places normaly off limits to camera's. As such, I finally have proof, this pic proves it cuz i shoot on an old Skool 35mm Film AE-1 that does not have a self-timer!!!
and as I am obviously attending to nature's call in this pic I present tangible proof I could not have taken this pic... bwahahahaha... It's my camera's fault, it's the freak, it's the voyeur...

tee hee... I wonder where it got it from???
So there you go... For the most part, blogging is an exercise in revealing too much unsolicited personal information to friends, strangers and pornbots...

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Shiny Object Syndrome aka “SOS” - The need to skip around from project to project or simply the inability to spend much time with any particular topic. (i.e. this post)

Sniglets are words combined into other words to define things or concepts that have no "official" definitions, they are essentially "wordsmashes" or "daffynitions" that should be in the dictionary but aren’t...yes i'm having 2 much fun with this post...

Part Deux...

Comic strip-mining ~ Exhaustive, erosive excavation of a joke.

Introspectacles ~ Eyewear for soul searching.

Hypenosis ~ Anticipating something that won't be as good as they told you it would.

Slibelous ~ Saying defamatory things about someone during an online chat.

Gesticular Cancer ~ Wild hand gestures that lead to the death of conversation.

Digital Packrat ~ One who keeps every little shred of digital detritus for "someday".

Sociopathetic ~ One having little else to do but stalk ordinary people.

Part Une...

Animalanche: When you kick your stuffed animals in your sleep and they fall all over the floor. (thanx Chloe, age 9)

Cinemuck - n. The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.

Execuglide - To propel oneself about an office without getting up from the chair.

Fetchplex - State of momentary confusion in a dog whose owner has faked throwing the ball and palmed it behind his back.

Hommorage - Doing a classic Homer Impression i.e. Doh... or just Hurting yourself to impress someone else.

Mopeeps - People compelled to look through the curtain opening of your motel room as they pass by.

Vegiludes - Individual peas or kernels of corn that you end up chasing all over the plate with your fork.